Alternatively titled: How to Get Your Dream Villagers Without Royally Fucking Things Up for Yourself (◡‿◡✿)
So over the weeks I’ve amassed a reliable system through trial and error on how to move out villagers quickly and efficiently. In the past 3 days I’ve moved out a total of 23 unwanted/trading villagers without a single loss of a dream villager, so I’d say the success rate is pretty good, no?
So here I am, sharing my technique with you.
BOYS TO AVOID:
-boys that are against feminism
-boys that call girls sluts and whores
-boys that think a vagina gets loose after having a lot of sex
-white boys that use the n word
Lonely little love dog that No one knows the name of
I know why you cry out Desperate and in devout
Timid little teether Your eyes set on the ether
Your moon in a bella luna and Howling hallelujah
Nameless you above me Come lay me low and love me
This lonely little love dog That no one knows the name of
Curse me out in free verse and Wrap me up and reverse this
Patience is a virtue Until its silence burns you
And something slow Has started in me as
Shameless as an ocean and Mirrored in devotion
Something slow Has sparked up in me
As dog cries for a master and Sparks are swirling faster
Lonely little love dog That no one knows the ways of
Where the land is low is Where the bones’ll show through
Lonely little love dog That no one knows the days of
Where the land is low is
Where the water flows to
And holds you
A piano cover of Song of Healing from Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask, performed by Kyle Landry.
Submitted by: naxios10. Thank you!
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Shout out to all the lucky peeps that feel nothing when they’re on their periods while I feel like a fully grown dinosaur on a motorbike is trying to pop a wheelie right out of my vagoo.
DID I JUST RELATE TO A FLOPPY DISK AND AN SD CARD
WHAT THE FUCK
FUCK THIS WEBSITE
- Everything you create, you use to destroy.
- Yeah, we call it human nature.
The Fifth Element (1997)